The FTS Ad. w/PnF: Ready for the Bettys

“We are giving away free tickets to see everyone’s favorite girl rockers: the Bettys,” Candace’s radio announced.

Close by, Candace and Stacy were on Candace’s bed, listening to the radio.  They both squealed with delight, being huge fans of the Bettys band.  “AAAAAAAAHHH!”

“All you have to do is be the 444 and 4/4 caller…” the radio announcer continued.

“AH, I love fractions,” said Candace.

“…and you and your best Betty buddy will get to ride with the band on the Betty bus to see the show.”

“AAAAAAAHHHH!”

“Call now!”

Candace dialed her phone, but she didn’t get a direct response from the station.  “Oh it’s busy,” complained Candace, “I’ve just gotta win.  Clearly, I’m their biggest fan.  See, even my Betty boom box which rests on my Betty bedside table next to my Betty bed RUNS ON BETTY BATTERIES!”

“OBSESSION ROCKS,” exclaimed Stacy, who was equally excited.

“I know,” replied Candace, “ooh, it’s ringing!”

The two teenage girls waited anxiously for something to happen, hoping to get the chance to win.  As they waited, they heard the announcer proudly say, “congratulations!  You’re the winning call!”

With that, the two burst with excitement.  “AAAAAAAAAHHHH!”

Shortly afterwards, Candace and Stacy waited on the staircase for the Betty bus to arrive.  They were now wearing Betty fan girl attire.  “Imagine: a whole day of hanging with Crash and the band.  And, as an added bonus, a whole day of not thinking about my goofy brothers, or that whacked out squad,” said Candace as she turned a portrait of Phineas and Ferb to the wall while glaring at it, “just me, you and the Bettys.”

A car horn honked outside, indicating that Candace and Stacy’s ride had arrived.  “AAH, they’re here!”

Outside, the Betty bus waited near the sidewalk as Candace and Stacy approached it.  Phineas, Ferb, Linda, Lawrence and the FT Squad waved goodbye to the two girls.  “Bye,” said Lawrence, “enjoy your music concerts!”

“Be careful,” said Linda.

“Have fun on your journey,” added Phineas.

“Good luck out there girls,” said Kyle who waved happily while most of the other squad members, while also waving, smiled at Candace dryly.

“I can’t believe we’re about to board the Betty bus,” said Candace, still excited.

“I bet the bus driver’s gonna be a spaced out rocker,” added Stacy.

The bus door opened, revealing an average man behind the steering wheel.  “Hey, hello girls,” he said, “my name is Dennis, and I’m with the radio station.”

The two girls stood completely puzzled by the regular driver.  As this happened, they heard a snorting sound coming from below.  They looked and saw a pig resting behind the driver seat.  “That is Sir Beacon, the band’s mascot.  According to our focus groups, girls your age overwhelmingly find that cool,” said the driver.

“Totally,” said Candace and Stacy as they got in the bus.

With the two girls onboard, the bus started driving off.  The squad watched the bus leave before Cassidy said, “well, off they go.  I bet they’ll have a great time.”

“I’m sure they will,” said Kaytlin, “I heard those two going all out like the fan girls they are when they won that opportunity, so this’ll be the time of their lives."

“They’ve got what they want, while we can partake in Phineas and Ferb’s activity, without having to think about that crazy Candy Cane,” said Timon as he glared at the bus before it disappeared.

“I think overly excited is the best way to describe her,” said Kimmy.

“Well now that she’s gone, we can go see what Phineas and Ferb are doing,” said Pumbaa

“I’m afraid whatever Phineas and Ferb are doing will have to go on without us,” said Kyle, “I promised Commander Atom I’d video chat with him back at base and tell him about our vacation.”

“And we gotta do some cleaning up in some of the ship’s rooms too,” said Kimmy, “you can go see what the duo’s gonna do if you want.”

“But it’s no fun alone,” said Pumbaa, getting worried.

“Ah, don’t worry pal,” said Timon as he got on Pumbaa’s back, “you’ve still got me, and it’s not like today’s gonna change our lives.”

“You two have fun,” said Kyle as he and the others started heading back to the Alpha Star, “we’ll see you later in the afternoon.”

Back on the Betty Bus, Candace and Stacy pulled back a curtain and looked at the back of the bus, which, rather than being fancy and clean, was dirty and messy.  “Whoa,” said Candace, “this place is a total pig sty.”

“WE LOVE IT,” the duo said together.

“Look Stacy,” said Candace, who noticed the band sitting on a nearby sofa, “it’s them.”

“Shh!”

On the sofa, the band was sitting on the sofa with their instruments, trying to think up lyrics for a song.  “They’re creating,” said Candace.

“‘We’re on a bus, between shows.  Here comes two chicks nobody knows,’” lead singer Crash sang as Candace and Stacy approached them.

“WOO,” cheered Candace.

“We’re your biggest fans,” said Stacy, still excited.

“Yeah, we won the contest, now we get to hang out with you all day,” said Candace.

“Well just keep it down,” said Crash with her British accent, “we’re trying to write a song.”

“Sure thing,” said Candace.

“Oh no problem,” said Stacy before giggling with Candace in her enthusiasm.

Barely able to contain their excitement, Candace blurted out, “OH MY GOSH!”

“IT’S THE BETTY BASE GUITAR,” added Stacy.

“I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW!”

The other two band members sighed, annoyed with the fan girls’ behavior.  “Check this out,” whispered Crash before turning to the duo, “so tell me girls, would you like to be part of the music-making process and help us write a song?”

“OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH,” exclaimed Candace.

“WOULD WE,” she and Stacy said together.

“Great,” said Crash before gesturing to the messy bus hallway, “first, we can’t possibly write a song in this filth, so you girls can start by cleanin’ up the bus.,” she said before handing a bucket and some mops, “here you go.”

Back at the house, Phineas and Ferb were discussing on what to do today.  Timon and Pumbaa, the only squad members available, stood alongside them.  Below Phineas and Ferb were three blueprint sheets.  “Alright guys, what should we do today,” asked Phineas, “one: an escalator to the moon, two: become secret agents, three: clone giant hamsters?”

“Hmm, they all seem pretty fun,” said Pumbaa, “it’s kinda hard to choose.”

“Yeah,” said Timon, “it’s like choosing the right bug to eat out of a swarm.”

“It’s a bummer Kyle and the others couldn’t stay,” said Phineas, “they’d probably make this easier.”

“Yeah,” said Timon, “hey, where’s Perry?”

Everyone looked around and saw Perry was nowhere in sight once again.  “Even Perry’s not here,” said Pumbaa.

“Huh,” said Phineas as he rested his hand on the backyard tree, “I wonder where he goes when we can’t find him.”

However, what Phineas didn’t know was that the part of the tree he was resting his hand on was a switch activating a secret passage to Perry’s secret headquarters.  A hatch opened up, revealing an elevator.  The group was taken by surprise upon seeing this.  “What the…some sort of secret room,” asked Phineas as he and Ferb got in, “cool.”

The two boys suddenly fell into the underground passage.  Timon and Pumbaa quickly jumped in, wanting to check it out too.  “What the heck,” asked Timon, “it’s some kind of secret underground headquarters?”

“With a particle disrupter and…oh a hovercraft,” said Phineas as he observed his surroundings, “looks like we’re gonna be secret agents, huh.  When did you find the time to build all this Ferb?”

“Actually, I…”

Before Ferb could answer, the briefing screen came on and there was Major Monogram.  He was reading a clipboard, oblivious that Phineas, Ferb, Timon and Pumbaa were watching him.  “Hello Agent P,” he said, thinking he was talking to Perry, “hang on, hang on, it’s a…it’s here on this clipboard from which I have yet to look up.”

“Agent P.  P for Phineas and Pumbaa,” said Phineas excitedly as Perry entered the lair behind the group, “nice touch Ferb.”

“Actually…”

Shocked that the four were in his lair, Perry hid behind the chair, saving his cover.  “What about Agent T for Timon,” asked an annoyed Timon, oblivious to Perry’s presence.

“Ah yes, here it is,” said Major Monogram, “Dr. Doofenshmirtz.  Heh, what a surprise?  Building some sort of destructo ray, end of the world, yada, yada, yada,” he continued as Perry frantically, but quietly, tried getting Monogram’s attention, “I’m faxing you the coordinates.”

The coordinates to Doofenshmirtz’s location were printed out on the chair Phineas and the others were sitting on.  “Cool,” said Phineas.

Hearing Phineas’ voice caused a startled Monogram to suddenly stop reading his clipboard and look.  To his complete horror, it wasn’t Perry sitting there, but two boys, a meerkat and a warthog.  Fortunately for him, the group wasn’t looking at him since they were already looking at the coordinate sheet, but he was still nonetheless, scared out of his wits.  “Good googily moogily,” he exclaimed before slowly lowering himself out of view of the screen.

In the recording room, Monogram was on his knees and he looked up at his intern, Carl, who was operating the camera.  “Carl, Carl, who are those kids,” asked Monogram.

“Oh boy,” said Carl the Intern, also getting frantic, “they’re Agent P’s owners sir, and those other two are part of that exploration society that appeared at the beginning of summer.  Looks like they found one of our secret tunnels.”

“Sweet,” said Phineas as he looked at the sheet, “we got our mission Agents F, T and P.”

“There we go, that’s more like it,” said Timon, satisfied, “Agent Pumbaa, ya ready to kick some baddie butt?”

“All ready Agent Timon,” replied Pumbaa, who was ready for action.

“To the hover jet then,” said Timon before they rushed to said vehicle.

The four friends got in the hover jet and took off.  The jet flew through the underground tunnels as Perry watched helplessly.  “Is that the hover jet?  Oh no they didn’t,” said Monogram as he rose into screen view and noticed Perry, “there you are Agent P.  Those boys are in jeopardy, and not covered under our hover jet insurance plan.  So, stop Doofenshmirtz and protect those boys.”

Perry saluted his boss and activated his flying chair.  He flew off to catch up with Phineas, Ferb, Timon and Pumbaa, leaving Monogram to turn his frustration on someone else.  “Oh, and where are you going Mr. The Boys Will Never Find a Tree Tunnel,” asked Monogram to Carl.

The hover jet flew above ground, giving the team a view of the city below them.  Phineas however, was more focused on the buttons and mechanisms on the hover jet.  “Wow,” he said, “laser beam, magnet ray, cup holder.  You really thought of everything Ferb.”

“Actually…”

“Hold that thought,” said Phineas who noticed something, “the Betty’s tour bus.  Candace is on there.  We should go say hi.”

“Wait till she sees us now,” said Pumbaa as Phineas flew the jet towards the bus.

Onboard the bus, Candace and Stacy had finally cleaned up the bus hallways.  They were exhausted and tired, but they were still excited about being on the same vehicle with their idols.  “We’re all done cleaning the bus,” said Candace.

“Ooh…we can’t get to our song till we deal with our fan mail,” said Crash, “think you could help?”

“OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH,” exclaimed Stacy.

“Great,” said band member Missy, who tossed a huge bag of mail towards the two fan girls, “you can start with this bag.”

The bag was heavy for Candace and Stacy to hold.  “And here’s the shredder,” said band member Tink as she handed them the shredder.

Candace and Stacy began the mail shredding process.  Candace put a letter through the shredder before Stacy handed Candace another one.  “Check this one out,” said Stacy.

Candace cleared her throat before reading the letter.  “‘Beloved Bettys: your band is the biggest, baddest most bangin’ buncha…’” she read before realizing something and getting tense, “hey, this is my letter.  They didn’t even read it.”

“Yeah, but don’t forget, we are on the bus helping the band write a song,” said Stacy.

“Yeah, I guess you’re right,” said Candace, “and you know what the best part is?  I haven’t even thought about my brothers or they’re crazy friends the whole day.”

Suddenly, the hover jet flew up to the bus.  Here, Phineas, Ferb, Timon and Pumbaa saw Candace through the window.  Phineas waved to Candace as she noticed the group flying.  Shocked, she turned to Stacy.  “Stacy, look at my brothers,” she said as the hover jet flew off.

Stacy looked, but she didn’t see the hover jet.  “I don’t see anything,” said Stacy.

“B-b-b-but I could’ve sworn I…”

“I think the cleaning supplies are starting to get to you,” said Stacy.

“That must be it.  That’s gotta be it.  I’m not even gonna look,” replied Candace, agreeing with Stacy, as the hover jet appeared again, to Candace’s oblivion.

Meanwhile, on a faraway mountain edge, Perry was driving his chair car up the steep mountainside, once again ready to confront Doofenshmritz.  However, the thought of Phineas and Ferb using one of OWCA’s vehicles had him worried, along with Monogram’s words from the briefing.  Those words kept ringing in his head as he went up the mountain and entered Doofenshmirtz’s lair.  “Stop Doofenshmirtz and protect the boys…stop Doofenshmirtz and protect the boys…”

Perry ran into the lair and saw the doctor’s newest invention sitting on the mountain edge.  He approached and examined the inator before hearing Doofenshmirtz humming outside.  “Ah, nothing like a nice snack before testing the Destruct-inator,” he said as he entered the lair with some food on his tray.

Suddenly, Perry jumped onto Doofenshmirtz’s food tray and grabbed his nose.  He flung the shocked doctor the ground, doing some damage to his nose.  “Hey, Perry the Platypus, why do you always go for the nose,” he asked.

Back on the Betty bus, Candace and Stacy, having finished the mail shredding process, approached the band again.  “Here you go,” said Candace, who was tired.

“All 250,000 letters opened and shredded,” said Stacy, who was still enthusiastic.

“Oh, I just thought of something,” said Tink, “the outside of the bus is dirty too.”

With that, Candace and Stacy found themselves washing the outside of the Betty bus with wash clothes while tied to rope attached to the bus roof.  While Stacy did her duty, Candace was now seeing problems with how they have been treated.  “You know Stacy, I’m beginning to think that the Bettys have been taking advantage of us this whole time,” said Candace.

“What are you talking about?  They’ve been nothing but…” said Stacy before seeing a truck coming towards them, “LOOK OUT!”

Candace and Stacy hugged the bus, hoping to avoid contact.  Thankfully, the truck didn’t do so much as touch them.  “…nice to us since we got on the bus,” concluded Stacy.

Meanwhile, inside the Alpha Star, parked on the hilltop, the squad was doing clean up work around the ship.   Rudy, Dennis and Kaytlin were checking the Wubb Mobile, Blue Jay and other smaller vehicles, checking if they were still functional.  Kimmy and Cassidy were sweeping dust from some of the hallways while whistling some tunes.  Wubbzy and Daizy were in the ship bridge with Widget and Walden, scrubbing and cleaning the windows.  Kyle was also in the bridge, video chatting with Commander Atom.  “And that’s what’s been happening ever since we moved here,” said Kyle.

“Wow,” said Atom, “I’m pleased to hear things are going well for you guys.  After departing Danville, I informed some of our friends and close allies about your current vacation.  That way, when they’re ready, they can swing by and visit whenever.  Of course, you’ll need to get permission from Mayor Roger Doofenshmirtz ahead of time though.”

“I already did that with him at least twice,” said Kyle, “one for a NASCAR race and one for a circus.  I’m a little surprised he accepted my friends rather easily, but I’m going with it.”

“So you’ve also bonded with your penpals, Phineas and Ferb and made friends with others around the neighborhood, as I’ve been told,” said Atom.

“That’s right sir,” said Walden who joined the conversation with Wubbzy, Daizy and Widget, “those two are very imaginative and creative.”

“They’re two of the most creative boys I’ve ever seen,” added Widget.

“We also made good friends with their neighbors Isabella Garcia Shapiro and this one boy named Larman,” said Kyle, “he’s a nice kid, though he gets very shy and has been through a lot of trouble before moving here.”

“Widget and Walden told me about his problems once, and I agree that it must’ve been traumatizing for him to go through such an event,” said Atom, “though they’ve also said he’s been participating in your activities.  My suggestion is give him some time to get more used to you adventurers and he’ll be A-OK.  Simba and Nala agreed with my choice.”

“Speaking of getting used to us, we do have someone here who’s more mean than scared,” said Wubbzy, reminded of Candace.

“She’s Phineas and Ferb’s big sister: Candace,” added Daizy.

Kyle sighed, reminded of her and how she’s been treating them since first meet.  “Yeah,” said Kyle, “I’d say she’s the hardest thing to deal with.  She’s always angry at us and stressed about something, when all we’re doing is just minding our own business with Phineas and Ferb, and whenever we end up doing what Candace is doing, it’s usually coincidence.  We don’t mean to bother her in any way.  We’re just doing our thing.”

“Hmm…well don’t let that bother you into leaving,” said Atom, “you’ve waited a long time for this vacation Kyle, and my suggestion is this: just be yourself and keep doing what you do.  No one can hold a grudge at someone forever, and since she’s the sister of your penpals, she’ll sooner or later get used to you.  I’m sure of it.  After all, having nobility and sacrifice are two things that earn friendships.”

“You’re right Commander,” said Kyle, agreeing with his boss, “thanks for the advice.  We’ll tell Timon and Pumbaa when we meet up with them later today.”

“I wonder how those two are spending their time with our friends,” said Wubbzy.

Meanwhile, back in the mountain lair, Perry was getting overwhelmed by firing tennis balls.  These balls were coming from another one of Doofenshmirtz’s inventions.  Perry sheltered himself using a wooden table as the balls kept hitting it.  “HEH, HEH, HEH!  My automatic tennis ball server can go all night, Perry the Platypus,” said Doofenshmirtz.

But Perry was not done yet.  He dodged the balls and ran to the server.  He kicked it and it launched a ball at the Destruct-inator.  This activated the machine.  “Destruct-inator countdown initiated,” it said, “thirty seconds to activation.”

As Doofenshmirtz stared at the inator, Perry looked outside and saw Phineas, Ferb, Timon and Pumbaa landing the hover jet outside.  Not wanting to get spotted, Perry swiftly guided Doofenshmritz into a closet as the four friends entered.  “Wow Ferb, this evil villain lair is awesome,” said Phineas as he looked at the surroundings, “I see you carved it out with dynamite.  Nice, nice, ah cool, you got an automatic tennis ball server.  Sweet!”

Inside the closet, Doofenshmirtz was confused about what was going on.  “Hey what’s going on Perry the Platy…” asked Doofenshmirtz before getting silenced with a mop.

Back on the bus, the Bettys were still trying to think up their song.  Candace and Stacy appeared again.  But while Candace was exhausted, Stacy was still happy to be serving the band.  “Well we finished cleaning the outside of the bus,” said Candace, slightly frustrated, “it nearly killed us, but we’re finished.”

“Great work girls,” said Crash as she put her guitar aside, “you have earned a special surprise.”

“REALLY,” asked an excited Stacy.

“You get to scrub the toilets,” said Missy.

“WHAT,” asked a shocked Candace.

“YAY, TOILETS,” cheered Stacy.

“And be sure to get underneath the lid,” said Tink.

Finally losing her patience, Candace snapped.  “Alright that is it!  We’re through being chore monkeys.  Right Stace?”

But Stacy was already doing the request.  “Yay, a Betty Bowl Brush!”

“You’ve just been using us this whole trip.  Is this how you treat your fans?  It should be your fans that inspire you to make music.  If you can’t see that by now, then drop me off at the next Betty Bus stop,” said Candace before walking off.

Candace’s words got the band and Crash ultimately realized something.  “Unfortunately guys…she’s right,” she said, feeling rotten.

“I feel like a bit of a Betty butt-head,” said Tink, agreeing with Crash.

With that, the band approached Candace, who was sitting with her arms crossed.  “We’re sorry for treating you so bad,” said Crash, “how can we ever make it up to you?”

“I’ll let you bang my Betty bongos,” said Missy.

“Or play my Betty Bass Guitar,” added Tink.

“Hey guys, that’s it,” said Crash before clapping her hands to a beat and singing, “you gotta bang your Betty bongos, and bring your Betty Bass Guitar, and with the Betty back beat,…um…”

“…You’ll Betty, Betty far,” asked Candace, still not feeling any better.

“Perfect!  That rocks,” said Crash, liking the additional lyrics.

“Hey girls,” said Dennis the driver as he joined the conversation, “what’s going on?”

“We’ve just helped the Bettys write a…wait a second,” said Candace, realizing something, “Dennis, if you’re here, then who’s driving the bus?”

“Oh come on, I’ll show you,” said Dennis as he guided Candace and Stacy to the front of the bus, “autopilot.”

“Wow, cool,” said the two girls as they watched the bus drive itself down the road, getting closer to a far ahead bridge.

Back in the mountain lair, Phineas, Ferb, Timon and Pumbaa were standing near the Destruct-inator, having not touched it or stopped its countdown.  “Seven…six…”

“By the way, I love the giant ray gun counting down to zero,” said Phineas, “ok seriously, when did you make all of this?”

“Look, for the last time, I didn’t…”

“Um, I hate to interrupt guys, but don’t you think we should do something about this ray gun,” asked Pumbaa.

“Why’s that,” asked Timon, not worrying about anything.

Finally, the Destruct-inator reached zero and it fired a beam into the distance.  Everyone watched as it hit a far away bridge in between mountains.  “That’s why,” said Pumbaa.

On the Betty Bus, Candace, Stacy and Dennis saw what happened to the bridge and screamed.  Terrified, Dennis passed out on the ground.  “HE FAINTED,” exclaimed Candace.

Suddenly, the bus hit a street rock, causing Candace to lose her balance and land in the driver seat, with the seat belt securing itself around her.  Now Candace was forced to drive the bus and stop it from getting to the bridge.  She grabbed the steering wheel and slammed on the brakes, but they didn’t budge, nor did they stop the car.  “THERE’S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE BETTY BRAKES,” exclaimed Candace as the bus drove closer to the destroyed bridge, “AND I CAN’T STOP THE AUTO-PILOT!”

“GRAB THE BETTY EMERGENCY BRAKES,” cried Stacy, who was sitting in the passenger seat.

Candace grabbed a nearby switch and pulled it, only to unintentionally break it off.  The two girls gasped, seeing that their chances of stopping the bus weren’t working.  “THE BETTY BRAKE BROKE,” exclaimed Candace.

Back on the mountain, Phineas, Ferb, Timon and Pumbaa saw the damage done to the bridge from the Destruct-inator.  “How did you make a working Destructo-ray,” Phineas asked Ferb.

Before Ferb could speak, Pumbaa spotted something in the distance and gasped.  “Look, there’s Candace,” he said as he watched the bus get closer to the bridge, “and she’s heading for that destroyed bridge!”

“I get it,” said Phineas eagerly, “we have to save Candace.  What a cool mission.”

“I never thought I’d have to do that,” said Timon sarcastically.

“Well Timon, she’s not the friendliest person we’ve met, but it’s about nobility and sacrifice,” said Pumbaa, who was willing to help Candace, “let’s go!”

The four friends rushed to the hover jet and took off to save the bus.

Back on the bus, Candace and Stacy screamed as the bus got closer to the broken bridge.  The Bettys got up front to see what was going on.  

“Say, what’s all the fussin’ about,” asked Crash.

Before the girls could answer, the Bettys saw the bridge straight ahead and started panicking too.  Back on the mountain, Perry got outside and saw the damage done to the bridge and what was about to go down with the bus.  Thinking quickly, he quickly pushed the Destruct-inator over the cliff before whistling for his chair car.  The car appeared and Perry took off to help save Candace and the others.  As for Doofenshmirtz, he was tied up and angry that Perry destroyed another one of his inators.  “CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLAT…” he yelled before getting a mop shot into his mouth from the Tennis Ball server.

Doofenshmirtz spat out the mop and yelled out again.  “CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLAT…” he yelled before getting another mop stuck in his mouth and spitting it out, “CURSE YOU PERRY THE…” he yelled again before getting another mop stuck in his mouth, “why did I buy so many mops?”

Back with the bus, it drove over the edge of the destroyed bridge and began plummeting, with everyone on board screaming loudly.  “WE’RE COMING CANDACE,” exclaimed Phineas as he flew the hover jet faster.

The hover jet flew down into the gorge after the bus.  
“Agent P, you and Agent F activate the magnet ray,” ordered Timon.

“Which one?  Me or Phineas,” asked Pumbaa.

“YOU PUMBAA,” exclaimed a frustrated Timon, “Phineas is driving!”

Ferb and Pumbaa quickly activated the magnet ray and the hover jet fired a beam at the bus.  With the bus engulfed by the beam, Phineas pulled up on the controls, trying to get it back on the street, but this wasn’t going too well.  “IT’S TOO HEAVY,” exclaimed Phineas as he struggled.

From above, Perry appeared in his chair car and flew after the bus.  He flew behind the hover jet, out of Phineas’ view, and got underneath the falling bus.  On board, Candace and the other girls screamed as the bus got closer to the ground, about to crash.  Perry activated two mechanical arms on his chair car and they grabbed onto the bus.  Igniting his thrusters to full power, Perry flew the bus up towards the street above.  Onboard the bus, everyone saw what was happening and thought Candace was getting the bus back on the road.  “Whatever you’re doing is working,” said Crash.

“FERB, YOU DESIGNED THIS THING,” exclaimed Phineas as he kept trying to pull the bus up higher into the air, “CAN YOU GIVE ME…ANY MORE POWER?”

Fortunately for Phineas, the bus made impact with the bottom of the hover jet.  Thinking that the hover jet was given more power, Phineas said, “excellent.”

But it was really Perry who was helping the bus get back on the road.  Perry dropped the bus onto the other side of the bridge and flew off, now knowing everyone was safe.  “We did it,” said Phineas, “our sister’s safe.”

Onboard the bus, everyone was shocked about what they witnessed, but the Bettys and Stacy rejoiced, thinking Candace saved them all.  Outside, Phineas flew the hover jet off the bus and began flying off elsewhere.  “Agents F, T and P,” he said, “let’s head home.”

“Mission accomplished Agent P,” said Timon as he high fived Pumbaa, “let’s get outta here!”

“Hakuna Matata Bettys,” said Pumbaa to the bus.

Back on the bus, everyone gathered around Candace and gave her a big group hug, thinking she saved them all.  “Way to go Candace,” said Crash, “now we are your biggest fans.  How can we thank you?”

Confused about how the bus got back on the road, but satisfied knowing that they were safe and that the Bettys were no longer looking down on her, Candace replied, “well you can come to my house and clean up my room.”

Stacy and the Bettys laughed at this suggestion.  “I’m serious,” replied Candace.

“How about you sing with us onstage instead,” suggested Crash.

Candace and Stacy instantly became ecstatic about this idea.  “IT’S A DEAL,” they both exclaimed as Dennis the Driver woke up, “AAAAAAAAHHHHH!”

Back with Phineas, Ferb, Timon and Pumbaa, they were flying over their neighborhood.  “I can’t wait to get home and tell Mom about our secret spy adventure,” said Phineas.

“I bet Kyle and the others will be excited too,” added Pumbaa.

Suddenly, the hover jet stopped moving forward.  “Hey, what’s going on,” asked Phineas, “it looks like we’re stuck in some sort of tractor beam.”

Nearby, Perry had fired a tractor beam at the hover jet.  With the hover jet under his control, Perry flipped a switch and the hover jet was flipped upside down.  This caused Phineas, Ferb, Timon and Pumbaa to fall out and plummet to the ground.  Fortunately for them, they landed in a pool in Isabella’s backyard.  Isabella was nearby resting, but seeing her friends land in her backyard pool surprised her.  “Hi Phineas,” she said before asking in a serious tone, “seriously Phineas, what are you doing?”

“Something, my friend, is classified information,” said Phineas like a secret agent.

Across the street, Linda was busy baking her pie.  “What a great day,” she said as she took her pie out of the oven, “not one phone call from Candace about some crazy, unbelievable story about…”

“MOM, MOM,” exclaimed Phineas as he, Ferb, Timon and Pumbaa rushed into the house, still wet, “guess what Ferb did.  He made a secret tunnel and a spy headquarters and a villain’s lair and a hover jet shaped like Perry.  Tell her Ferb.”

“Actually I…”

“Wait a second, why are you four soaking wet,” asked Linda.

Frustrated that no one was listening to him, Ferb walked off.  “Ugh!  I give up,” he said.

“We fell in Isabella’s pool,” said Phineas.

“Well that, I believe,” replied Linda.

“You know Timon, I don’t think that was Ferb who made all that stuff,” said Pumbaa as he watched Ferb walk off.

“Oh come on,” replied Timon, “if it wasn’t Ferb, who else could it be?”

“I don’t know,” replied Pumbaa, “who do you think?”

Before Timon could reply, he realized that Pumbaa made a good point.  If Ferb didn’t make all the secret agent stuff, then who did?  Timon and Pumbaa were taken aback by this and tried thinking of an answer.  “Good question,” said Timon before seeing Perry appear beside Linda, “oh, there you are Perry.”

“I wonder how Candace is doing,” said Linda.

Meanwhile, at the Bettys concert, the Bettys prepared themselves for their music number.  But this time, they had two special guest stars performing alongside them.  “OI!  WE’D LIKE TO BRING A VERY SPECIAL PERSON TO THE STAGE!  SHE’S NOT ONLY THE BETTY’S BEST FAN, BUT SHE ALSO SAVED ALL OF OUR LIVES,” announced Crash before introducing Candace and Stacy, “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CANDACE AND HER BEST FRIEND STACY!”

With that announcement, the band started playing their song.  Candace and Stacy helped out by clapping to the beat and serving as the chorus, along with Missy and Tink.  Backstage, Dennis and Sir Beacon danced to the music as it went underway.  

Crash: You gotta bang your Betty bongos
And bring your Betty Bass Guitar
And with the Betty backbeat
You’ll go Betty, Betty far
SO DROP YOUR BORING BAGGAGE
AND COME WITH MISSY, TINK AND CRASH
There’s a Betty

Chorus: There’s a Betty

Crash: Bandwagon
GOIN’ TO A BETTY BASH

Chorus: Goin’ to a Betty Bash

All: GET READY FOR THE BETTYS
READY FOR THE BETTYS
GET READY FOR THE BETTYS
READY FOR THE BETTYS

Crash: READY FOR THE BETTYS

All: GET READY FOR THE BETTYS
READY FOR THE BETTYS

Crash: IT’S THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO

Chorus: Best thing you can do

Crash: GET READY FOR THE BETTYS
‘CAUSE THE BETTYS ARE READY FOR YOU!

The audience burst with applause, having loved the rocking music number.  Candace and Stacy waved to the audience, having had a great time.  “WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR BROTHERS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW,” asked Stacy.

“WHO CARES,” replied Candace as she waved to the audience.