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The FTS Ad. w/PnF: Leave the Busting to Us

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“M-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-M,” screamed Candace from the front yard of her house, “LOOK!  LOOK!  LOOK!  In the backyard!  LOOK!  They’ve done it again!”

“Just let me drop off the groceries,” said Linda, who was carrying a couple bags of groceries while walking into the house.

In the backyard, a giant Ferris wheel was giving numerous people a ride.  By now, it was letting its passengers off two-by-two.  Phineas and Ferb watched as they got off.  Most of the FT Squad had gotten off and were waiting for the others to come off.  “This was the best ride ever guys,” said Isabella as she and Holly got off.

The next two passengers were two astronauts.  “Oh, that was very fabulous ride,” one of them said, “now can you send us back to space station perhaps?”

The next two passengers were two aliens from outer space.  They chattered some alien language as Kyle and Kaytlin came off the wheel as well.  “Now that was a beautiful view of Danville,” said Kaytlin.

“It certainly was,” replied Kyle, “just like when I first arrived in the Blue Jay.”

As this happened, Perry flew his hover jet overhead, with a laser beam following.  Perry flew his jet through the Ferris wheel, while the laser beam was reflected downward.  The laser destroyed a mechanism keeping the wheel in place, causing it to roll off into the neighborhood.  Candace, with her eyes closed, thinking she had the perfect shot at busting her brothers, appeared and said, “LOOK, LOOK, LOOK!  Ok, tell me you don’t see a giant, enormous Ferris Wheel in the backyard.”

Linda finally appeared and didn’t see the wheel at all.  “Alright,” she said flatly, “I don’t see a giant, enormous Ferris Wheel in the backyard.”

Confused, Candace swiftly looked and saw Phineas, Ferb and the squad relaxing underneath the tree.  “Hi Mom,” said Phineas.

“Hi kids,” replied Linda.

Frustrated that she failed once again, Candace quietly started reciting what she thought she’d hear afterward.  “‘Why don’t you come in for some snacks.’”

“Why don’t you come in for some snacks,” suggested Linda.

“‘Oh, there you are Perry.’”

“Oh, there you are Perry,” said Phineas as Perry appeared before him.

“And Ferb says…”

“You know, gladiators were Roman, not Greek,” said Ferb.

“It was obvious from the museum trip and Phil’s visit Ferb,” replied Rudy.

Candace sighed, having experienced her daily routine of busting failure again.  “It’s always the same thing every day,” she complained as she walked through the kitchen and into the family room, passing Phineas, Ferb and the squad having apples, “the same insane routine.  My life is like a bad sitcom.”

As she walked through the family room, a TV show made some announcements about a show.  “‘Do you live in the Danville area and want to bust your brothers?  Then call now and you can be on the next episode of ‘Bust ‘Em!’”

The mention of the word “bust” instantly caught Candace’s attention.  She quickly zipped over to the TV and watched the “Bust ‘Em” show play its theme song.  “Yes, yes,” exclaimed Candace.

Singer: ‘When you’re bothered by your brothers
And you can’t convince your mother
And you can’t think you can take another day
Don’t swear or cuss
‘Cause they got your back against the wall
And you think you’ve tried it all
There’s a number you should call
To throw underneath a bus
Just leave…the busting to us
BUST ‘EM, BUST ‘EM, BUST ‘EM!’

“‘Operators are standing by.’”

With that, Candace swiftly took out her phone and made the call.  “Hello, ‘Bust ‘Em?  Do I have a show for you.”

The following morning, Phineas, Ferb and the squad were up and about in the backyard.  “Good morning Danville,” said Kyle after sniffing the air, “it’s gonna be a beautiful day.”

“And a hot one too,” said Kimmy as she flapped her ears, “we’ve been getting a lot of those.”

“Yes, yes we have, but nothing a little idea can’t fix,” said Phineas, “guys, I know what we’re gonna do today.”

“Well, I’m off to my cooking class,” said Linda to Candace in the front yard, “you kids keep cool today.”

Linda drove off, leaving Candace with Phineas, Ferb and the squad.  “Oh good, our stuff is here,” said Phineas.

“Already,” asked Candace, annoyed as the truck arrived, “yeah, well.”

Suddenly, another car appeared near the sidewalk.  This was the van for the “Bust ‘Em” show.  “Yeah, well…ok, ok, you guys keep doing whatever it is you guys do,” said Candace, trying to avoid suspicion.

“What’s that van doing out here,” asked Wubbzy, having noticed the Bust ‘Em truck.

“Oh don’t mind that Wubbzy,” replied Candace, “it’s something that fits my interest.  You guys keep cool, just like what Mom said.  Ok?”

Confused by Candace’s different behavior, but seeing no problem with it, Kyle said, “well…ok…you keep cool too.  It’s definitely a hot one today.”

“Yeah, totally,” replied Candace before rushing towards the Bust ‘Em van.

Everyone looked at Candace, taken aback by her relaxed tone.  “Is it just me or was Candace feeling…out of character,” asked Cassidy.

“It’s not just you Cassidy,” replied Rudy, “I don’t even know what that ‘Bust ‘Em,’ thing is.  Some kind of show maybe?”

“Well it’s better than her being all annoying and crazy,” said Timon, having no objections to Candace being out of their hair.

“Maybe she just has her own way of beating the heat, just like us,” said Daizy.

“Yeah, everyone’s different after all,” said Pumbaa, “hey, where’s Perry?”

Perry was elsewhere in the house, in his mindless demeanor.  Now standing near a bathtub, he switched into his agent self and got into the tub.  He turned on the shower faucet, unleashed a strong blast of water.  As the mist cleared, Perry found himself in his HQ.  After drying himself off, he walked to his briefing chair and got his briefing from Major Monogram.  “Good morning Agent P.  It’s a beautiful day in the Tri-State area, just the kind of day that makes Dr. Doofenshmirtz a little verklempt.  That’s why your mission is…” said Monogram before the screen started going static, “sky…weather…rain…Doofenshmirtz.  Uh, we’re breaking up.  Let me call you on a land line.”

A nearby phone started ringing, and Perry answered it.  “So, just to recap: sky, weather, rain, Doofenshmirtz.”

Perry saluted his boss, ready to face off with his nemesis again.

Back above ground, Candace was near the “Bust ‘Em” van, with a camerawoman recording Candace from inside.  “Are you Candace,” one of the show women whispered.

“Yes,” replied Candace.

“Get in,” whispered the woman, “we’re from the TV show.”

Candace quickly got in as the van door closed.  Inside, Candace got to meet the star of the show.  “My name is Lulu and this is my assistant, Fifi,” said Lulu as she gestured to herself and her camerawoman.

“Hi there,” said Fifi.

“So you really think you can bust my brothers,” Candace asked Lulu.

Lulu chucked before saying, “you’re so cute.  Isn’t she cute Fifi?”

“Oh yes, she is,” chuckled Fifi, “hahaha.”

“You see Candace, busting is my middle name,” said Lulu, “it’s my actual middle name: Lulu ‘Busting’ Jones.  I was born for this job.”

“But you have no idea what my brothers are capable of,” said Candace.

“Believe me, I know,” replied Lulu, relating to Candace, “that’s why I created this show.  My brothers used to drive me crazy.  Let me tell you a story,” explained Lulu before showing her two fists to Candace, one with the word “bust” and the other with the word “them”, “the story of ‘bust’ and ‘them.’  ‘Bust’ fights ‘them’ and ‘them’ fights right back.  It’s an age-old struggle, but in the end, ‘them’ always wins.  No wait, I’m sorry, haha, ‘bust’ always wins.  That’s…it.  Yes, bust them.  Haha, the point is, I feel your pain.  Mom never believed they were the ones breaking the plates and scratching the records.”

In telling these details, Lulu gestured her hands, pretending they were one who was trying to bust someone, and the other was the one who was getting busted, with the buster always coming out on top.  “Um, uh, my brothers don’t break plates or scratch records,” said Candace, “but I bet their travelling friends from…uh…Future…whatever, do that.”

“Are you referring to those travellers from different worlds who call themselves the Future Time Travel Squadron,” asked Fifi.

“Yeah, that’s them,” said Candace, “they’re led by this blue kid named Kyle, and, oh my gosh, do I find him annoying.  I try to bust him and his team along with my brothers, but that always fails.”

“I’ve never dealt with this before, but I can assure you that whatever they and your brothers are doing, we’ll get them,” said Lulu before showing Candace the many screens linked to cameras around the backyard, though all the screens were going static, “our crew has planted cameras covering every square inch of your backyard.  Basically, if a squirrel breaks wind, we’ll have it on tape.  Fifi, none of these cameras seem to be working.”

“Actually, I think camera number eight is working fine,” replied Fifi as she pointed to one of the screens.

This screen was working, unlike the others, and like what Lulu said, it had a squirrel breaking wind.  “So, your show must be pretty popular, right,” asked Candace.

“Well, you know, not really,” replied Lulu, “we’re having some problems with our ratings now.  Our station manager is threatening to pull the plug, but with an episode like this one, it’ll never happen.  Come on, give men one.”

Lulu extended her fist towards Candace, though Candace was confused at what Lulu was implying.  “One what?”

“A ‘Bust ‘Em!’  Give me a ‘Bust ‘Em.  Come on,” encouraged Lulu.

Understanding what she meant, Candace fist bumped Lulu.  “BUST ‘EM!  BUST ‘EM!  BUST ‘EM,” they both chanted.

“Well, you know, they must be done by now anyway,” said Candace.

“Done with what?”

“I don’t know.  It’s different every day,” said Candace before guiding them out of the truck, “come on, I’ll show you.”

Upon reaching the backyard, Lulu was in complete astonishment over what she was seeing, though Candace wasn’t surprised.  “So, where is this thing I’m supposed to film,” asked Fifi with her camera.

Candace pointed upward, and Fifi followed the direction, only to faint upon seeing what Phineas and Ferb have created.  “So, what do you think,” asked Candace.

“I think we finally found our very special episode,” exclaimed Lulu with excitement.

The thing Phineas and the others were making was a giant water slide, their way of beating the heat.  From a tall building platform, under the incomplete water slide structure, Phineas, Ferb and Kyle looked down upon Candace and Lulu.  “Hey Candace,” said Phineas, “what do you think of our water slide?”

“Uh…Candace, who are they,” Kyle asked Candace, having noticed Lulu and Fifi.

“So that’s the FT Squad leader,” said Lulu.

“Oh yeah,” replied Candace, looking forward to how this will turn out, “your episode’s gonna be big.”

Meanwhile, at Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc., there were two open windows, leading to Doofenshmirtz’s lab.  Perry swung from a rope hanging on a helicopter towards the window on the left, thinking it was Doofenshmirtz plotting a scheme, only to crash into it and fall to the ground, revealing the window to be a fake.  The actual Doofenshmirtz, wearing a magician hat, appeared from the right window and gloated about Perry’s mistake.  “HAHA!  Oho, Perry the Platypus, I can’t believe you fell for that old ‘fake window trick,’” he gloated as he pulled the fake window off the building.

But Doofenshmirtz’s laughing suddenly stopped when Perry reappeared and kicked him in the face, going through the right window this time.  “Wait a second, how did you…” asked Doofenshmirtz as he looked outside his window again, seeing that the Perry he thought hit the wrong window was actually a decoy, “oh, I can’t believe I fell for the old ‘fake Perry the Platypus’ bit.  That was pretty good Perry the Platypus.  I gotta give you props on that one.”

Doofenshmirtz walked over to a score board and gave another score to Perry’s chart, revealing it to have many more points than Doofenshmirtz, who only had three.  “I know, I know, you’re wondering about the hat, right?  It’s part of my new magic kit,” said Doofenshmirtz as he showed a magic kit he recently got, “ever since the seventh grade, I have wanted to be a magician.  But it was a pretty tough road.”

Doofenshmirtz recalled an event from his childhood.  Doofenshmirtz was on stage, in front of a couple of people around his age, and he was attempting to pull off a magical act.  He removed his magician hat and with his wand, he tapped the hat twice and reached in.  However, all he got was a skunk and not what he expected: a rabbit.  “Hey, wait, where, where’s Bobo the rabbit?”

If that event wasn’t embarrassing enough, the skunk sprayed right in Doofenshmirtz’s face.  This caused the audience to burst into laughter over his misfortune.  Another magical act was him mixing up a pile of cards and giving them to a young girl.  With that, he put on a blindfold and reached for the card he chose, only to get the skunk once again and spray in his face.  Another failed attempt resulted in him being upside down and tied up.  “Can somebody please get me out of this?  Anyone?  Hello,” he called, only to get another skunk spray to the face.

In the present, Doofenshmirtz finished his backstory to Perry.  “But, I guess my dreams faded into sepia tone somewhere along the way,” he said, “oh, Perry the Platypus, your shoes are untied.”

Perry took a step forward to see for himself, only for the floor tile beneath him to trap him in a box.  “PSYCHE,” exclaimed Doofenshmirtz, “before you go, I’d like to introduce you the GLOOM-INATOR 3000…inator.”

Perry’s box started shaking a lot, as if he was trying to say something.  “Hmmm…what’s that?  Could it be Morse code for ‘that evil gadget looks so manly and threatening.  What on Earth does it do,’” asked Doofenshmirtz mockingly, “alright, I’ll tell you, sheesh.  Stop bugging me.  With this, I will launch THOUSANDS of weather pellets into the atmosphere, THEREBY PLUNGING THE TRI-STATE AREA INTO A NEW ICE AGE,” he exclaimed as he posed dramatically before walking to Perry’s box with a blanket and putting it over it, “but before I do that, I SHALL MAKE PERRY THE PLATYPUS…DISAPPEAR!”

With a few taps on the box with his wand, Doofenshmirtz removed the blanket and the box was missing, as was Perry.  “VOILA,” he exclaimed before seeing that his trick actually worked, “haha, it really worked.  Maybe I should have stuck with the magic business, hmm?”

Back at the Flynn-Fletcher backyard, the water slide was complete and Phineas and the others were in a giant rafting boat, wearing life jackets, ready to ride.  Candace approached them as Phineas said, “hey Candace.  Wanna join our maiden voyage?”

“I’m not gonna be a guinea pig for one of your harebrained…”

“Candace wait,” said Lulu as she grabbed Candace’s shoulders, “we need you to get on that ride with this secret hidden camera,” she said as she put a helmet with a camera strapped to it on Candace’s head, “now go get that footage and LEAVE THE BUSTING TO US!”

Lulu put Candace on the ride, while the squad looked at Lulu with suspicion.  Their focus however was shifted to Phineas when he gave instructions for the ride to everyone.  “Everybody ready?  Make sure your life vests are securely fastened.  In case we capsize, your seat cushions can function as a headstone,” said Phineas as he showed everyone a gravestone.

“Wait, what,” asked a shocked Larman.

“Hehe, just kiddin’ buddy,” said Phineas, “we’ve got safety cushions underneath the ride, so if anyone falls, they’ll land on something soft.”

“Phineas, don’t scare Larman like that,” scolded Kimmy.

“Sure thing,” replied Phineas before noticing the camera helmet on Candace’s head and taking it off, “oh, you don’t wanna get this wet.”

“But, but, but, but…”

Before Candace could do anything, the boat was launched upward by an underground water geyser and sent flying onto the water slide.  Everyone onboard screamed in joy, while Candace held on tight.  After sliding down a small incline, the boat slowed down and Phineas said to Candace, “come on Candace, that wasn’t too bad, was it?”

“Actually, that was kinda…”

Suddenly, the boat went down a steeper incline.  The boat fell on a weapon ball with sharp edges before bouncing off and landing on solid ground again.  Candace, completely nervous of the experience, panted and asked, “that’s it?  It’s over, right?”

Most of the other kids onboard laughed before everyone was suddenly launched out of the boat and sent flying towards the water slide.  Candace screamed while everyone else enjoyed themselves.  Everyone landed in a prop volcano and slid down multiple slides.  Ferb, Larman, Rudy and Kaytlin slid down a loop-de-loop slide while Phineas, Kyle, Timon and Pumbaa slid down a straight slide in between.  Isabella, Wubbzy and Daizy slid down one slide before grabbing a trapeze and landing on another slide.  Candace on the other hand, was still frantic.  She stopped herself at the end of a slide, sighing with relief, only to go over the slide anyway thanks to Buford, Baljeet, Ginger, Rudy, Cassidy, Kimmy and Dennis bumping into her from behind.  Phineas, Ferb, Isabella and Larman slid off one slide and splashed through a wall of falling water, making funny poses in the water with their bodies.  As for Candace, she kept falling until landing on the top of a diamond formation consisting of Phineas and the others.  Candace slipped off the formation and landed in the water.  She resurfaced as Phineas and Ferb approached her in their boat.  “You wanna go again,” asked Phineas.

“ARE YOU CRAZY,” exclaimed Candace frantically.

Before Candace could say no, Lulu swiftly covered her mouth and said, “oh she’d love to, haha.”

“Wait a second, who are you supposed to be,” asked Cassidy.

“That’s none of your concern,” replied Lulu sternly before turning to Candace, “we need that footage if you wanna BUST ‘EM!”

Lulu quickly put a cowboy hat with a camera inside on Candace’s head.  “We disguised the camera this time.  Don’t lose it.”

With that, Candace ended up going on the water slide once again, experiencing the same thrilling experience as the first ride.

Back at DEI, the roof hatch of the building opened up and Doofenshmirtz took off in his hot air balloon.  “AHAHAHAHA!  Now let’s test my Gloominator 3000-inator.  A couple of these oughta be enough.  Let’s see,” he said as he installed two gloomy coins into the inator before firing them into the sky with the machine’s ray gun, “WAHOO!  Look at ‘em go!”

The two coins exploded in midair, creating a tornado that grew in height.  “Perfect,” said Doofenshmirtz before dumping a lot of gloomy coins from his bag sack, “now for the real thing.”

But before he could fire, Perry suddenly appeared out of Doofenshmirtz’s hat, right on top of the scientists’ head.  Doofenshmirtz was oblivious to Perry’s sudden appearance.  “Hmm, maybe I can squeeze a few more in there, let me see,” he said before turning to his inator and seeing Perry, “Perry the Platypus?!”

Perry turned the hat to Doofenshmirtz and fired out a little bunny rabbit.  The rabbit landed in Doofenshmirtz’s hands, causing Doofenshmirtz to recognize him as the rabbit that failed to appear in his magic show years ago.  “Bobo the rabbit!  Do you know that I’ve been looking for you since the seventh grade?”

Like charging up a machine gun, Perry charged up the hat and fired out numerous rabbits that looked like Bobo at a rapid pace.  Doofenshmirtz shrieked before getting pummeled by numerous rabbits.  The weight of so many rabbits caused the balloon to descend to the ground.  Down below, a farmer couple stood outside their empty bunny farm, with the wife nagging to her husband about the lack of rabbits.  “I can’t believe you spent our entire life savings on a bunny farm and forgot to buy any bunnies,” she complained.

“But dear, I…”

“I mean, what did ya think: rabbits were just gonna fall outta the sky?”

Suddenly, as if she jinxed herself, two bunnies landed on her hands while another landed beneath her feet.  The wife looked up and before she could react, the balloon, now jam packed with bunnies, landed on her.  Some bunnies scurried off while the husband said, “looks like somebody owes me an apology.”

“Touché,” replied the wife as Doofenshmirtz and Perry left the balloon behind to continue their duel elsewhere in the city.

Back at the Flynn-Fletcher house, Candace stood before the “Bust ‘Em” van, having experienced the water slide again.  “So Lulu, did we get enough footage,” asked Candace.

“Did we ever,” exclaimed Lulu excitedly as she gestured to the camera screens.

On the camera screens, there was numerous footage of the water slide, with Phineas, Ferb, their friends, the squad and Candace riding it.  Both Candace and Lulu were satisfied this footage, thinking it would be enough to bust Phineas and the others.  “Now we need you to call your Mom for the big confrontation scene,” said Lulu as she pulled out her phone, “and I’ll call the station manager.”

With that, Candace took out her phone and dialed Linda’s phone number.  “Hi Mom,” she said.

“Hi Candace,” replied Linda, “what took you so long?”

“Just get over here as soon as you can,” replied Candace, wanting to bust immediately, “this time, it’s gonna be different.”

“Sir, you should come over here right away,” Lulu called her manager, trying to contain her excitement, “this will be our best show ever.  I guarantee it.”

A few blocks away, Doofenshmirtz was still on the run from Perry.  Now using a kid’s bike, he biked his way past the houses.  “Hey, that evil scientist just stole my bike,” complained a kid.

Perry zoomed right past the kid on a skateboard.  A girl came running to the robbed kid and said, “hey, that nice duck just gave me twenty bucks for my skateboard.”

Back at the Flynn-Fletcher house, Candace and Lulu stood before the house with intense pride, confident that they would succeed.  “Ooh, this is great,” said Lulu, “I can smell that second season pickup.”

Doofenshmirtz and Perry quickly zoomed right by Lulu and Candace.  “What was that,” asked Lulu as she and Candace looked, but missed the duo.

While Lulu and Candace looked down the street, the tornado that Doofenshmirtz created zoomed right through the backyard, destroying the water slide and taking it with it.  As the tornado vanished, Linda pulled up into the driveway, as the station manager appeared on the other side of the street.  “My Mom’s here,” exclaimed Candace.

“My station manager is here,” exclaimed Lulu.

Linda got out of her car, but she wasn’t very comfortable with what was going on.  “Candace, what’s going on?  Who are these people,” asked Linda sternly before turning to Fifi, “could you please…”

“Mom, Mom, we’re gonna be on TV,” said Candace as she took Linda’s hand and rushed to the backyar, “I can finally prove to you everything.”

“I’m talking about ratings dynamite here sir,” said Lulu as she guided her manager to the backyard, before closing her eyes and gesturing to the backyard, “tell me that’s not ratings dynamite.”

But all the manager saw was the backyard, all regular with Phineas, Ferb and the squad underneath the tree.  “That’s not ratings dynamite, that’s a suburban backyard,” said the manager, “and it’s those travellers who appeared at City Hall.”

The squad looked at the group, completely confused.  “Huh,” asked Wubbzy, “what’s happening here?”

“Who are you guys,” asked Pumbaa.

“But I had no idea, what, I don’t understand,” sputtered Lulu, completely confused about the slide’s disappearance along with Candace, “WHAT?!  WHERE IS EVERYTHING?!”

“Welcome to my world,” replied Candace dryly.

Suddenly, Lulu remembered the truck.  “Wait a minute!  Wait a minute!  THE VIDEO TAPES,” she exclaimed, “oh the proof is still in the van.  Come on, give me a ‘bust ‘em!’”

“BUST ‘EM, BUST ‘EM, BUST ‘EM,” they both chanted before rushing to the front yard.

Linda and the manager glared at the duo before Linda turned to Kyle.  “Kyle, what’s all this about,” she asked.

“I have no idea,” replied Kyle, “we were just doing what you said to try and beat the heat, which we did.  I don’t know what Candace was doing.  She never told us about her plans.”

“But from the looks of it, finding out wouldn’t be a good idea,” said Timon, “and to think she was calm and collected this morning.”

“You get that a lot,” the manager asked Linda about Candace’s behavior.

“Pretty much every day around here,” replied Linda.

“It’s in the van, it’s in the van, it’s in the van, it’s in the van,” exclaimed Lulu, still overly excited.

“Ugh, it’s like having another Candace in the house,” complained Dennis as they walked to the front yard, “I can only deal with one.”

“Sorry about Candace’s rough behavior sir,” said Kimmy to the manager.

“No worries, though I don’t think I can take this everyday,” replied the manager.

“Oh trust me pal, you have no idea,” replied Timon, relating to the manager.

“You get used to it,” added Linda.

“The van,” muttered Lulu before she and Candace saw the van gone, “where is THE VA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N!”

“AUGH, SHUT UP ALREADY,” exclaimed Rudy, irritated with Lulu’s behavior, “you’re acting like a total lunatic, and you’re on camera.  My goodness!”

“Yes, yes you are,” added the manager, also annoyed with Lulu.

To Lulu’s oblivion, the van was stolen by Doofenshmirtz.  Having taken it to escape Perry, he cackled with pride.  “So nice of them to leave the keys inside,” he said.

Perry, still riding on his skateboard, continued chasing after Doofenshmirtz.  Doofenshmirtz drove through a green light, which turned red just before Perry could go through himself.  Forced to stop, Perry watched as Doofenshmirtz drove off.  “That’s what you get for being the good guy,” said Doofenshmirtz as he looked back at Perry, “you have to stop at all the traffic signals!”

Doofenshmirtz laughed in victory, unaware that the tornado he created was right ahead of him.  Doofenshmirtz’s pride started fading when he spotted the tornado ahead of him.  “Uh…oh no, what…WHAT IS THIS,” he exclaimed before getting sucked into the tornado, “CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!”

Back at the Flynn-Fletcher house, Lulu stood completely shocked that her car vanished.  The squad looked down the street and remained confused.  “What do you think that was,” asked Pumbaa.

“I don’t know Pumbaa, but I guess at this point, we’ll never know,” said Kyle, “but I think it wasn’t much of a big deal anyway.”

“Considering how annoying this woman turned out to be, that’s really saying something,” added Dennis, referring to Lulu.

Phineas and Ferb appeared in the front yard too, where they were greeted by Linda.  “So kids, keeping cool today,” Linda asked the boys.

Like before, Candace started reciting what she anticipated.  “‘Hi Mom.’”

“Hi Mom,” said Phineas.

“‘Oh, there you are Perry.’”

“Oh, there you are Perry.”

“And Ferb says…”

“And that’s why I never wear suspenders in public,” said Ferb.

“And that’s perfectly fine Ferb,” said Kimmy.

“‘Now for some snacks.’”

“Why do you kids come inside for some pie,” suggested Linda.

“Yeah, I’ll take some pie,” said Candace, feeling more relaxed.

Later on, Candace and Lulu were sitting outside the house front door.  Lulu sat completely disappointed while Candace looked at her pie and said, “now you understand my pain.  Want some pie?”

EPILOGUE

Doofenshmirtz was still stuck in the tornado, getting very dizzy from the ride.  “I’M GETTING DIZZY,” he said before having an idea, “maybe I’m supposed to turn into a skid.”

With that in mind, Doofenshmirtz turned the steering wheel left and this sent him spiraling away from the tornado and plummeting to the ground.  Down below, the same wife and husband in charge of the bunny farm stood in a van rental place.  Like before, the wife scolded her husband for one of his actions.  “I can’t believe you sold our lucrative bunny farm and bought a van rental place.  And you didn’t buy a single van,” she complained.

Her complaining however stopped when she saw the van falling from right above her.  Knowing where the van was going to land, and not happy about it at all, she turned to her husband and said, “not one word,” before a loud bang erupted as the van landed.
"The FT Squad's Adventures With Phineas and Ferb: Leave the Busting to Us."

Having failed once again to bust her brothers and the squad, Candace calls in help from a TV Show called "Bust 'Em."  With her finally having backup, will she finally succeed?  Let's find out.

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Phineas and Ferb and The Lion King characters copyrighted to Disney

Wow Wow Wubbzy characters copyrighted to Bob Boyle
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